in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
(Source: nonononononononono3, via shannenwashere)
#9 is teaching you how to open the gates of hell
I’m a pyro, but the fire ones scare the living shit out of me.
I don’t want something looking like it’s going to grab me and take me to the deepest depths of Hell.