Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7...
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
do you ever just
that one of your friends
male or female
is like, really hot?
but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way
but in a
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard...
what if church was called jesuscon
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper